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The laugh of the day - Edible Gold

Oh, we've been discussing a lot of shit today at work, some of it was even funny. A part from the converstaion between me and my colleague, let's call her U. She is into all sorts of flashy, luxurious, expensive things.

U: Oh, or champagne with edible golden leaves in it. It's funny, there's actually no golden sediment in the glass after you finish it.
T: Huh, so you've been scrapping in vain, right?
U: Yes, quite embarassing. But, you know, they say that edible gold is good for your digestion.
T: Yes, I can imagine your husband coming home, seeing you're munching on your ring. He'd be probably going "WTF!?!?!?!"
U: Oh, yes, and I'd explain to him I feel a bit constipated.
T: And he'd probably reply "I bet you are, you silly nutwit, there was  a 22 carat stone on it..."

It took a while till we were able compose to some sort of a normal state. :)))))


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May. 6th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
hmmm ... U. Who's U?
Tell me ... tell me ... tell me ...
U. V.? Nooo... U. J. B.? A? A?
May. 6th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Well... that's for me to know and for you to find out :)
May. 6th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
... OK, I'll come tommorow in your office with a bottle of Donat asking all your slaves, who has obstipation problems? Just don't blush then. LOL
May. 6th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
It's just not the same, you know, honey :)
May. 7th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC)
May. 7th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
I found it funny :)
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