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Berlusconi is alive!!!

No, it's not about that Italian idiot who got a miniature church in his plasticky face a couple of days ago, it's about a plant... that's somehow connected with him. Flash rewind to Autumn 2006... We were spending a really lovely mini vacation in Genova along the Ligurian Mediterranean coast. Our days were spent in a posh apartment with marble nearly everything in it; overlooking the old port over infamous sopraelevata. And while narrow, dark, sometimes even spooky streets of the city were a true delight, we also explored the coastline a bit. And it got us all the way to Portofino, a real nice gem of a port town, with breath-takingly beautiful view of the bay and with totally breath-takingly absurd prices. Obviously Italian noblesse oblige chose Portofino for one of its refuges. Anyways, before I drift too far away... nearby hills are flocked with amazing villas and Silvio Berlusconi also owned a palazzo there; with a huge garden. And one of my amici genovese stole a plant from that garden a number of years ago and it's been growing in his terrace ever since. And he's named it Berlusconi. And I was really impressed with the whole story so I got a tiny Berlusconi offspring a year later. I took it to my office and since I am not a plant person I nearly killed it. I think that repotting a couple of months ago saved it. Well, it lost almost all of its original leaves, but look... not one, not two, but three pretty, bright green young sprouts are becoming reality now! So, I guess I saved it and Berlusconi will keep on flourishing on my desk.

Oh, Berlusconi no longer owns that place in Portofino. Dolce&Gabbana bought it from him. Go figure.


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Dec. 15th, 2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
I somehow missed the story about an Italian idiot getting a miniature church hurled in his face... Americans are too stupidly obsessed with this golf guy and his marital problems, I guess.

The plant seems to be making a definite return to life! What a lovely gift for the impending Winter Solstice.
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
Well, international news can be interesting. Especially when it's about some prime minister being attacked by a loony. :)

And I like the new plant.... :)
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Dec. 15th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
I wonder if that plant was in the photo of the Czech Prime Minister about to get sucked off by the hooker.

Well done on not killing it.
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
Well, luckily the plant was stolen before that Czech could cum on it. :)

Sometimes I make it........ ;)
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
Glad that Berlusconi made it. I kill everything I touch that is green unfortunately...
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
I hear you.... my hands aren't very green either. :)
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
At least you can breathe new life into it.

My mom killed a fake plant once. She had an arrangement sitting in the windowsill for about 8 years. One day when she was dusting it, the leaves and petals crumbled from being exposed to the sun for so many years. Now that's a bad gardener!!
Dec. 15th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
Killing a fake plant.... that's something I still need to achieve. :)
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Dec. 15th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
Instead of keeping the 'fake' Berlusconi alive, it would have been nice if you had killed the real one... oh wait, after all that plastic surgery, it's hard to tell which is which! (Which makes me think that the damage that the guy caused is comparable to the one Michael Jackson had to put up with his fake nose falling off... I wonder how much of Berlusconi will have to be "repotted" before his face looks normal again!).

Ciao bello
Dec. 15th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Who knows what real Berlusconi will have to do to restore his already totally natural manliness. :) I guess that sticking to the 'fake' one might be less stressful for me. :)

And ciao bello to you too, V!

Dec. 15th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)
You criminals, stealing people's plants! LOL

Yes, this plant seems very much alive to me. It's a tough survivor! :)

And I totally missed the miniature church episode. :)
Dec. 15th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Oh, it was all over the news. The miniature church I mean.
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Dec. 15th, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
The plant is alive, fresh and natural.

Unlike its namesake... :-)
Dec. 15th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Agreed totally! :)
Dec. 15th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you need a gardener. Pick me! I make whatever I touch grow (among other things) ;-)
Dec. 15th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
You seem like a fantastic... a perfect choice. :)
Dec. 16th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
Oh my, you got my pregnant by Berlusconi and had his baby!
Dec. 16th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
Yes, me and my dirty past...... :)
Dec. 16th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
Perhaps you could have 'voodoo' plants of the various leaders around the world and...kill them off slowly! Pleased your plant is doing well...even if the namesake isn't! LOL. Poor Mr Berlusconi...NOT!
Dec. 16th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
Humm.... I guess that deliberate doing in of the plants just wouldn't work for me. They'd probably grow like mad. LOL

Yes, my Berlusconi is okay, the other one though..... is even more bizarre than usual. ;)
Dec. 16th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
ah those damnedable Italians!

Dec. 16th, 2009 10:32 am (UTC)
Oh, but they have good food and prosecco wine.... mmm bubbles! :)
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Dec. 16th, 2009 01:27 pm (UTC)
No green thumb here either.

But I had the pleasure of going to Portofino a few years back, and it was just stunning!
Dec. 16th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
Yes, Portofino is a really nice little town/village. :) Ah...... I love Italy.
Dec. 16th, 2009 04:36 pm (UTC)
Green shoots from a plant always make me happy :o)
Dec. 16th, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
So I'll post a few more. :)
Dec. 17th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)
Yah! My mother would be proud of you!
Dec. 17th, 2009 07:25 am (UTC)
For saving Berlusconi? :)
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