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Bus talk.

Evening bus on my way home from work today. A really tall girl was on it as well and she left the bus at the student campus. Two ghetto-style punks were sitting in front of me and I couldn't really prevent overhearing their conversation. Not that I'd wanted to.



-My, she is reall tall, mate. All the way up to the ceiling, mate.
-Dude, she's born to play basketball, dude.
-But mate, maybe she's just clumsy.
-Dude, imagine her finding a boyfriend when she's so tall and all.
-Mate, must be tough. You wouldn't want to be shorter than your girl.
-Oh, I bet she has some problem with it, dude. You know being so tall and all...
-Yes, first finding a kindred soul and also someone so tall all all, mate.

(...contemplating silence...)

-And if you wanted to fuck her from behind, you couldn't even reach her tits.

I got off... The bus.

Laughing.

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aadroma
Sep. 8th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
I stand about 157cm and my past boyfriends have almost all been well past 205cm, so I've heard some similar statements from very confused people. :: laugh ::

Sad thing is, this poor girl's probably heard such things ALL THE TIME.
paterson_si
Sep. 8th, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
so you were able to reach their titties? :)
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amznbert
Sep. 8th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
ok must be really short punks...how could you not reach the tits? such lack of imagination
paterson_si
Sep. 8th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
No, they weren't that short, but she was, probably, like 6'4'' or summink.

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tilia_tomentosa
Sep. 8th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing* I wouldn't want to have one of those stupid guys for a boyfriend. How old did they look?

I don't know how it was in Slovene... but you seem to have captured it perfectly in English. :)
paterson_si
Sep. 8th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
They were in their mid 20's. Dangerous for you, hee hee

Well, I tried to capture the spirit. :)
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bgoberon
Sep. 8th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
I don't understand the tall thing. Once people lie down, height is not really an issue. The sad thing is that I hear this from women around me: tall women will have a hard time finding a similarly tall boyfriend. Stupid.

paterson_si
Sep. 8th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)
Imagine fucking her from behind doggie-style. You should be familiar with that one. :)

Well, people seem to have some height-related issues. And that's not the worst you can encounter, methinks.
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thisisdavid
Sep. 8th, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
Youth is so educated these days.
paterson_si
Sep. 9th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
Extremely. Must be good teaching.
ubermunkey
Sep. 9th, 2009 05:26 am (UTC)
I absolutely hate when I can't play with their tits from behind!!!

LOL
paterson_si
Sep. 9th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
Yes, shockingly disturbing. :)
olamina
Sep. 9th, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
oh God, school is back in, the students oh God. I Must be sure I have fresh batteries in my MP3 player all the time, otherwise I will here Stari, pizda stari, Posluš! Glej! Dej no! A veš... Oh God.

Just one question, what is a "ghetto-style punk"? I didn't notice any ghettoes here in Slovenia...except maybe the flats at Nove Jarše (or New Jersey as I like to call it...)?
paterson_si
Sep. 9th, 2009 08:19 am (UTC)
Yes, the way they are molesting the language...

Ghetto-style punks... There's an even bigger "ghetto" region than NJ - it's Fužine, on the other side of sinister BTC. And kids from there are easily recognisable; white sneakers, nylon sport shorts of any colours, white sports vests of any kind, post-punk mullet-wannabe be haircuts and really hard "L" while they speak. :) And yes, Stari...

It was like that.
-Ej, stari, a si vidu, kukšna je bLa, stari.
-Za košarko, stari, ful. Dober center, pizda.
-Ampak, stari, najbrž težko najde tipa. Ej, stari, velika je.

In tako naprej............... :)
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paterson_si
Sep. 9th, 2009 12:37 pm (UTC)
Titties or...? :)
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