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Monday morning boost

I found this in my inbox and it made me crack.






I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.



I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidical.

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

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gorkabear
Feb. 25th, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
Black humor!
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 10:03 am (UTC)
yes..... i like :)
gorkabear
Feb. 25th, 2008 10:06 am (UTC)
Nobody caught it in the office... It's very sad when you have to explain a joke :(
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 10:18 am (UTC)
we had quite a blast here :)
gorkabear
Feb. 25th, 2008 10:31 am (UTC)
Probably the knowledge of English culture you have in Slovenia is far higher than the knowledge we have here. In the end, most spaniards believe that our language and culture plays on the premiere league of the world (ROFLMAO) so spaniards can be a little arrogant and ignorant about other cultures.

In the end, pretty much like the anglos respecting the rest of the world
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 11:40 am (UTC)
Awareness is probably a bit higher, because Slovenia is a small country and it's good to know who/with you're surrounded with. And there's another thing: I work at the radio station and journalist tend to/need to/must!!! know a bit more about what's going on.
gorkabear
Feb. 25th, 2008 12:33 pm (UTC)
I was bitching about the anglos and the spaniards, not about the Slovenians... Catalans also tend to be more aware than other spaniards, basically because we're bilingual by default.

paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC)
tongues.... languages.... are good :)

And, yes, I agree... smaller nations take things much much differently.
gorkabear
Feb. 25th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
:)
smooch - you get the point
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
eventually..... I do :)
sibertater
Feb. 26th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
Same thing for me. I usually say, "These jokes are funnier if you just get them."
paterson_si
Feb. 26th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)
oh, we had fun in the office! :)
coryblank
Feb. 25th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
Oh, that is so funny!!!!

Happy Monday, Tomaz! :)
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
I did find it funny, too :) (A LOT) :))))

and hope you're having a good day, Cory! mine was a looooooooooooong one.
coryblank
Feb. 26th, 2008 06:29 am (UTC)
My day was great! Thanks for caring! Sorry to hear that yours was so long.

I'm off to bed. Have a great Tuesday, Tomaz!
paterson_si
Feb. 26th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
and I even managed to sleep a bit :)

sweet dreams, Cory!

x
hylandr
Feb. 25th, 2008 05:36 pm (UTC)
OK. That was just SO wrong! Funny, but wrong!
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
wrong, but FUNNY :)
amznbert
Feb. 25th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
ohh i can see garfield taking out a whole Israeli lasagna factory..
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
just to have the leftovers! :)
beast_666
Feb. 25th, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
ROFL..
Chanced upon your journal thru use2bshy's journal..
and this cracked me up (more so cause I'm Indian myself :D )
Adding you as a friend :)
paterson_si
Feb. 25th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Re: ROFL..
hee hee hee I like it a lot, too :)

chance upon some more :)
sibertater
Feb. 26th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
That's wrong and oh-so-funny!
paterson_si
Feb. 26th, 2008 07:01 am (UTC)
so is life LOL
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