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...because my days are on a slightly wilder side, hence a crappy mobile picture.

Oh, and this, yesterday when Iggy and I tried to sort out some banking business and all the counsellors alreaday left. A sweet, kind blonde lady in neckbreaking golden stilettos tried to helped us a but. She gave us two business cards.
"Oh, I'll give you two contacts. First one is lady and the other one is (...a short pause with a radiant little smile...) gentleman. And then you can decide."
I was about to burst in laughter and utter one of those closeted gay Derek (from The Catherine Tate Show) sentences like "I beg pardon? What on Earth are you insinuating?"  :))))))))))))))

Totally made my day.



Posted by ShoZu

 

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vksi
Nov. 5th, 2009 12:30 pm (UTC)
How very very dare ... :D
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
I've never been so insulted in my life! :)
dan4behr
Nov. 5th, 2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
Either you're getting to work early... or very late.
What makes me guess?

You're all alone on that elevator. Around here, there's usually a "rush hour" on the elevators. Well, actually, it's more like "rush 10 minutes...."

That's quite a box you're sportin' in those jeans! (I'm talking about what's in your pocket!)
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
Well... I tend to be on the latish side... but that was taken while I was going out on of my quite a few daily coffee breaks information gatherings. :) And when it's crowdy, I walk. It's only four floors up.

Box, you say. LOL
tilia_tomentosa
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
Do you gather information at The Parking? :)
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
Nope, today it wasn't The Parking. :)
sparkytwmonkey
Nov. 5th, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC)
Well good morning, there!

That is quite the package you have in your jeans. I mean that big, square thing in your pocket. Is that your wallet?

Makes me wonde what's in your back pockets. ;-)
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
Good afternoon. :)) Yes, it was my wallet. I put it in my pocket, because I was taking pics. I hardly every carry anything in my pants' pockets. So there's nothing in my back pockets, sorry. :)
inbhirnis
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
Were you bovvered by her remarks...? ;-)

This gave me a nice little laugh as I start my day!
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
Not at all. I laughed like mad later. But that.... was a classic! :)
boobooirl
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
How VERY dare she!

So Iggy is Leonard?
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:21 pm (UTC)
For 25 years I've been......


Yes, Iggy is Leonard. LOL
westcbear
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
I'm above it! I'm above it!
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC)
Look! Face!
bygbrat
Nov. 5th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
its not like you're the only gay in the village..... ooooops wrong show. :P
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)
D'oh! So totally! :)
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paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)
She just might have, yes. :))))

Slovenia is cold, yes... and I never posted a naked elevator shot, you dirty, dirty man! :)
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paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
I've known you for a bit now. :)
tilia_tomentosa
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Oh hello, Elevator Tomaz! This cellphone pic doesn't do justice to your shoes. LOL

I haven't watched that. But I thought it wasn't so obvious in public that you and Iggy are a couple. :)
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, and I wore me nice shoes today. LOL Well, if two guys come to the bank, saying "we're buying an appartment" how more obvious can it get? :)
tilia_tomentosa
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
What, buying an apartment?
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
Also, yes. :)
tilia_tomentosa
Nov. 5th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
The one you rent now or another one?
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Another one. Twice the size. :)
tilia_tomentosa
Nov. 5th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)
paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
I'll say.
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paterson_si
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
What a load of ole shit! :)
ubermunkey
Nov. 6th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
LOL
that is awesome

As much as I'd love a hug from your right now, I'd love to hear your laughter more!

love ya
connor

here's a new icon i just cropped what do you think?

I call it "l i c k i t!"

paterson_si
Nov. 6th, 2009 07:45 am (UTC)
I am still laughing when I think of that lady. She was good. :))))))

oh, I LOVE that bearded man on that icon. Here, lick this... :)
ubermunkey
Nov. 8th, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
Hmm I'd love to lick that for ya.
from head to toe and then back again.

cheers

she is so damn funny

paterson_si
Nov. 9th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
And then we lick some more, ok? :)
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