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Sex on the shelf.

Yes, sex definitely sells. This is what was staring at me in my local store. Super plump luscious figs that are supposedly preservative free. And they are ready to eat. And of course take a look at the picture. And of course, figs are just one story. You can also see a jar full of preservative free and also super plump and also ready to eat giant French prunes. Ok, plums. And some of you might still remember that in Slovene "plum is a rather verbal expression for cut".
What has this world come to? I laughed like mad for quite some time...




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dan4behr
Jul. 23rd, 2009 01:51 pm (UTC)
At least it sounds as if you're eating healthy foods these days.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
Yes, also fresh peaches and crispy buns........
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ubermunkey
Jul. 23rd, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
LOL
oh man I could skip the plump juicy er cunts.


paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
Oh could you really? :)
dendren
Jul. 23rd, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
grody... I'll pass on the pussy shaped figs :P or any figs... or any pussy for that matter
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
Such a pussy...... :)
artifeks
Jul. 23rd, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC)
khm, did you know that in italian, the word for fig has the same meaning as "plum" in slovene? pussy everywhere.

IRONICALLY, i don't really like figs, or for that matter, plums. i adore bananas though - "god / or whatever" really has a sense of humor.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
Yup.... languages. :)

fica f vulgarno

1. pizda, žensko spolovilo

2. preneseno pička, ženska


And, ironically, I like it all. UGH I guess the joke is also on me. :)
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gorkabear
Jul. 23rd, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
Oh something Catalan and Slovene share
(La figa is the cunt in Catalan)

If you want more lulz, "preservativos" in Spanish means "condoms"
tilia_tomentosa
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
It's the same with "preservatives" in Bulgarian!

I won't be surprised if it is in Slovene too. LMAO
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fba
Jul. 23rd, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
There's been a trend in recent years for food broadcasting to be verging on porn. I don't know if there's any on YouTube but Nigella Lawson has been sexing food up for *years*...
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
These jars are pure sex. :)
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paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
I do? :)
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djmadadam
Jul. 23rd, 2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah, those figs look like anuses.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
So eat them. They are ready.
bgoberon
Jul. 23rd, 2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
First you tease us with balls, now you offer us outright sex.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
Well.... life, right? :)
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tilia_tomentosa
Jul. 23rd, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
I did a huge WHAT when I realised what I was looking at. :)
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thisisdavid
Jul. 24th, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
I like figs and all but EW to that picture on the jar... Looks nothing like figs but maybe something else. And the word "Lucious" never crossed my mind when I think of figs.
paterson_si
Jul. 25th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
Yes, they were really working hard. LOL
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