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Let me show you my balls.

Yes, it's about time. I am sick and tired of hints and stunts and all. And, as it appears to be the norm, they are not of the same size. And, as you probably didn't even know, someona was obviously stepping on them a while ago.

So, I present you my balls.









 


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dendren
Jul. 22nd, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
shiny
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
Well... some bling never hurts. :)
dan4behr
Jul. 22nd, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
I just knew you'd have the most beautiful balls!
And to think...you've been blessed not with two, but three!
tilia_tomentosa
Jul. 22nd, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
LOL
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paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
A big one with that. LOL
liquid_wayno
Jul. 22nd, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
how nice of you to shave and polish them..
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
I am a neat and organised person.
mikiedoggie
Jul. 22nd, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
Do you buff and shine them!?
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Some things just need to be done properly, right? Balls are important. :)
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
I was dressed. This time. :)
airporter
Jul. 22nd, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
One of them is the Boss?
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, he is my favourite ball. :)
bear_left
Jul. 22nd, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
I knew they'd be beautiful.... although I suppose I don't need to ask how they smell or taste :P
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
I think you might have a pretty good idea about that. :)
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paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Oh! Just killed all the fun........ :)
squirreltot
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
I love your balls, did you know you were a Klingon? They have 3 balls. Could be a mouthful, but at least the third one is tiny.
paterson_si
Jul. 22nd, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Mouthful.....mmmmmmm there's an idea.

So, that's why some people at work refer to me as "alien"?
artifeks
Jul. 22nd, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
why, they're gorgeous!
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
And...... they smell darned good! :)
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paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:45 am (UTC)
Cause I am from Slovenia. We know all kind of deficiencies here. So extra boost should make up for some of it. :)
osodecanela
Jul. 23rd, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
This puts a whole new spin on "scratch and sniff".
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:46 am (UTC)
Ok.... Scratch. But not too hard. :)
inbhirnis
Jul. 23rd, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
Will we see a picture of your shuttlecock one day?
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:46 am (UTC)
I will title it "The Beaten Cock." :)
cmorley
Jul. 23rd, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
Funny thing is, I expect as much.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:47 am (UTC)
Yes, yes, cause I flash on very special occasions. Like weekdays, except on Wednesdays. :)
sparkytwmonkey
Jul. 23rd, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
I like the reflection shot of you in the your shiny icon.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:47 am (UTC)
I took a few. :)
ubermunkey
Jul. 23rd, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
oh baby this makes me remember your scent, and right before bed that isn't wise
someone's going to get poked in the ribs tonight.

oh and uh, nice balls! ;-)

paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:48 am (UTC)
Well, I hope someone appreciated that poking. I know I would. :) And my scent is not in the balls, it's Terre. :)

And, yes, balls are........ okay.
london1967
Jul. 23rd, 2009 08:40 am (UTC)

I like your XXI century version of

Bartolomeo Colleoni

Are you related? ;-)

paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:48 am (UTC)
Who know, who knows....... :)
herbe
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:09 am (UTC)
the red/yellow delicious' are pretty darn good.
my ex was a huge cologne fan...with probably about 40 different bottles, so i could smell different each day of the month :)


my favorite is:



herb+
herbe
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:10 am (UTC)
okay, actually it's Angel, for men..but this was a cooler lookin picture :)


herb+
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bgoberon
Jul. 23rd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
Оooh, on top of what others have said, they are detachable.
That come in quite handy.
paterson_si
Jul. 23rd, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
Yes, for all sorts of games. :)
bluebubbleblue
Jul. 24th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
The one on the right is my favorite. : )

Actually they came in two different colors and fragrances in the same shape. : )
paterson_si
Jul. 24th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
I know... and I not using and of the three pictured. :)
ext_181721
Jul. 30th, 2009 10:43 am (UTC)
camping shiny things
Hi, Tomaz.
always good to see boss's balls
I did see those shiny things...Shiny things alwasy catch my eyes. (i know im gay)
When you want those shiny things without a reflection you could build a white tent from a sheet with a hole for your lens..
just had to give the tip :)
paterson_si
Aug. 6th, 2009 07:08 am (UTC)
Re: camping shiny things
I might build a tent LOL

but I wanted reflections, I also took some pics of just reflections :)
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