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Basta!

Precisely. Basta! Last night when I was trimming my beard (naked, of course) a sudden light came upon me and opened my eyes. And it was all there, in a shameless display, in front of my shocked eyes and my mouth started to form that smurk that eventually ends in the word disgusting. And I saw it all. Saggy tits, love handles that managed to grew out of proportions and that betraying line at the bottom of the belly that screams FAT!!!!!!!! And I saw my double chin and puffy circles around my eyes.


Oh, things I had to witness.

So, plan was made. And, mind you... apart from vacation and other frolicking I hardly ever plan anything. But the State of The Nation really calls for one. So... by the 1st of May I need to be at least 10 kg (which is 22 pounds, if you insist) lighter and I want to look a bit younger. Or at least not that pathetic. So, food planning already started today, and after a short trip to the beauty store and after 110€ thrown away here's the solution for my poor weary visage and yeux. Man, I'll be 3D younger anytime soon. LOL





Gay, puff, froccio, Schwul..? Of course, haven't you noticed before? LOL



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coryblank
Feb. 9th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
Fat? Really? I don't see it. You're sexy in my book, Tomaz.

*HUG*

Cory
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
Well... maybe I am not exactly really fat, I just seem to be out of proportions that I find somehow acceptable when it comes to me. :)

Thanks, Cory, you always find the right words.

xox

T
ezran74
Feb. 9th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
Sigh... what ever dear your still one sexy man.
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
So can I get rid of extra 20 pounds, please? :)

Pretty please?
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estudioso
Feb. 9th, 2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
we're still having tacos together, right?
estudioso
Feb. 9th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
...with a glass of rakija on the side ;)
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westcbear
Feb. 9th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
For the record, you look just fine. So what if you have a case of the "chubbies". :o) But luckily 22 pounds isn't that bad. I have to lose at least 100.
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
You're so kind, A....... but I still hope I don't have a case of "chubbies". I am not sure I'd wear it well. :)


100? No effing way! You're (a)do(r)able! :)
dendren
Feb. 9th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
you have got to be kidding us right? Sweetie, you're gorgeous... you don't need to look younger, or thinner, you are Tomaz perfection.
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
I just need to look more..... me.

I have lost some of that, I am afraid. :)
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inbhirnis
Feb. 9th, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
All the photos we've seen suggest that you're looking just fine.. :-)

But setting a goal of a little weight loss is admirable - something I desperately need to do!
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, I am good with camera..... :)

Setting a goal....... I hope I am going to be able to keep up with it.

ugh
tilia_tomentosa
Feb. 9th, 2009 04:36 pm (UTC)
Oh my God, did I really read this? Sexy Tomaz complaining of being fat, old and I don't know what else. Right after teasing us with the mental image of him trimming his beard naked (OK, it's POSSIBLE that you did it involuntarily for once).OK, lose some weight if you want to, there is no harm in that. Just don't think of yourself as unattractive, damn it!

By the way, I don't have much faith in anti-wrinkle creams, but apricot kernel oil is very good for my skin - and it's much cheaper. If you insist that you need to look younger, LOL. I find you terribly attractive as you are. *sigh*

OF COURSE I couldn't help notice that you are gay, what with you having a male lover and all. LOL I just don't know why do you think that vanity is incompatible with heterosexuality in a man - I've seen quite a few examples of the opposite. *dies laughing*
copperain
Feb. 9th, 2009 05:02 pm (UTC)
You look great just the way you are, Tomaz!

However, I am with Tilla on this one. Don't waste your money on all these creams and such. They are like the "fad diets" for your face. Best thing to fight wrinkles (and to lose weight), is to drink lots of water. I am at 2.5 litres per day. It keeps you (and your skin hydrated) while it detoxifies your system. A big glass of water about 10 minutes before dinner helps you feel full, faster, so you don't eat as much. I tend to eat too fast, so without the water, I don't know when to stop until it's too late.

Just my 2-cents worth...
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e_ticket
Feb. 9th, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
Uh.... you look JUST FINE the way you are. For reals.
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)
Hey D.... kind of your to offer some kind words. Yet I still need to be.... a little less me. LOL
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paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Crotch.... ain't not belly. :)

Nor puffy eyes.

Or double chin.

LOL

But I appreciate your words!!! :)
mikiedoggie
Feb. 9th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Oh you're cute as a button already. :)
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
No... you got it all wrong, M. That will be you. :)
amznbert
Feb. 9th, 2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
when your kissing someone and your eyes are closed and your arms are around them, things like puffy eyes don't seem to matter at all dear...but if you feel better doing this then keep going with this...we will still be here admiring you in any form
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC)
But.... you still open your eyes. Eventually. :)

And I still admire you, James. I just need to do stuff with myself. :)
badrobot68
Feb. 9th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
Nah, you're pretty!
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC)
And you're lovely. :)
dan4behr
Feb. 9th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
Welcome to my world....

If you want to lose a few pounds, kilos, stone or whatnot, that's fine, but you're in fine form as you are! And it goes without saying...devilishly handsome to boot!

Now, might I suggest you repeat last evening's exercise. only this time with a full body shot accompanying the post. Then allow us to decide if you've exaggerated the extent of the situation :-)
paterson_si
Feb. 9th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Ok, so let's fight together. :)

Full body shot, you say..... that might take a while. :)
(Anonymous)
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
Tomaz, you silly man, you. You are incredibly handsome from head to toe. I'm pretty sure that you are younger than I am (44). About four years ago, I happened to see something in the mirror as I was getting dressed. It looked like a sagging butt! And it was. Then I started noticing other visible signs of getting a bit older. I was in a funk for the entire day.

Coincidentally, I was reading “The Art of Happiness” by the Dali Lama at that time. That night, when reading the next chapter, I came across some of his words about being happy with accepting the fact that we all get older. And no longer looking 18 years old is part of the process, my friend. Accept it – embrace it. You’re not 18 anymore, but my God, Tomaz, you are one gorgeous guy!!! And you appear to be aging so well that you’ll only get better looking as the years go by.

I hope you feel this “cyber hug” from the other side of the world.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
Tomaz:

That last "anonymous" post was from me. I don't know why LJ logged me out! I didn't want you to think that you some anonymous, sexy stalker in the USA. You just have many sexy stalkers in the USA. :)

Hugs.
zedsled
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
WTF, LJ???!!! In case this doesn't work, it's Zedsled, Tomaz.
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